Open Letter to Phantom Masking Tape Centipede

Dear Piece of Masking Tape on my bedroom ceiling,

Please stop casting a spooky shadow that upon groggily waking, appears not to be tape, but really a centipede stalking me while I sleep. If you must cast shadows, choose a shape less vulgar: like a nice stick of spearmint gum or perhaps a pair of wool socks.

My nerves would much appreciate it.

Your anxious and Easily Fooled Inhabitant,


Kristin Dudish said...

Yikes! Wishing you sweet dreams and an insect free bedroom :)


p.s. When I was little I used to wake up in the middle of the night and think that thousands of ants were crawling up my bedroom wall... Your post reminds me of that (It definitely doesn't make for restful sleep)

weird amiga said...

Oh no! Unfairly haunting.


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